- mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
- me: ok
- me: mom where are you please
- me: mom please the line is moving fast
- me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
- employee: next
- me: faints
i’m going to write erotica for very shy people
“s-should i take my shirt off?”
“oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…”
“uh, do…you want me to?”
“well i mean…i dunno…”
So I'm like 10 minutes in and I'm feeling paranoid and uncomfortable.
Yup definitely a bad idea, oh well.
I'm going to watch The Poughkeepsie Tapes.
This is going to be a bad idea right?